Promotions Of Calamity

Sup. My name is Adam. I don't blog very often, but when I do, it tends to be about random topics...emo or otherwise. I'm not very tech savvy, yet sometimes feel more clever than the average sentient being. As a result, My blog takes the form of that failed Ripley/ Alien hybrid that gets put out of it's misery in Alien: Resurrection. So, to sum it up, this is me. No real themes, agendas, or ambiton to speak of. Well here I go...typos swingin'.


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#nro country as hell.:)

#nro country as hell.:)

I feel this picture of Patrick Bateman thoroughly portrays my attitude for today’s #nro . Hardly any sleep and a bunch of caffeine. #ccfproblems #newmenurollout #imaytaintpunchsomebodytoday

I feel this picture of Patrick Bateman thoroughly portrays my attitude for today’s #nro . Hardly any sleep and a bunch of caffeine. #ccfproblems #newmenurollout #imaytaintpunchsomebodytoday

It’s too late for #tbt and #flashbackfriday, but here’s a pic of me and Brett. Pretty much sums up our friendship.

It’s too late for #tbt and #flashbackfriday, but here’s a pic of me and Brett. Pretty much sums up our friendship.

I’d pay money to watch this… #marvel #disney

I’d pay money to watch this… #marvel #disney

#tbt you don’t ‘member?! 
You ‘member! #coolio #nothingtoloseisafunnyassmovie

#tbt you don’t ‘member?!
You ‘member! #coolio #nothingtoloseisafunnyassmovie

Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive

tastefullyoffensive:

If Alcohol Labels Told the Truth [via]

Previously: Honest Company Slogans

When Walmart gets racist.

…#bangarang

…#bangarang

This put years in my eyes just now…wow.#ocaptainmycaptain

This put years in my eyes just now…wow.#ocaptainmycaptain

So many emotions right now. To some degree, we’ve all been there. At least those who are willing to admit it (myself included). If nothing else, remember the love your family, friends, hell, the dude you buy your redbull and protein bar from have for you! It is NEVER the answer! #ocaptainmycaptain

So many emotions right now. To some degree, we’ve all been there. At least those who are willing to admit it (myself included). If nothing else, remember the love your family, friends, hell, the dude you buy your redbull and protein bar from have for you! It is NEVER the answer! #ocaptainmycaptain